Status: Retired • Off the Grid
lifeasbob.com
// ARCHIVES DECOMMISSIONED — NOVEMBER 2026
After years of database administration, tuning complex queries under imminent deadlines, problem-solving, the journey is over, this website has officially been retired from active duty. All blogs, scripts, and tech vaults have been scrubbed from the grid.
Bob, however, is still out there—and still available.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him... you already know how to find him.